MUSD Job Opening ? ? ?

What did you "Overhear"? Superintendent Flores looking for a new job?

"Overheard" at: in musd district office

Shocked Shopper

Shopper in Line : Before you atart ringing stuff up, I have a few rules. #1: scan my Fry's card BEFORE you ring stuff up. #2 use paper NOT plastic bags #3 put the ice cream in plastic bags before you put it in the paper bag. #4 Tell me the price of these candy canes before you ring them up because I only want the ones on sale.

(bagger arrives and drops a bag of potato chips in a PLASTIC bag)

Shopper in Line : I would like my stuff in paper bags except the ice cream which you can put in plastic and THEN paper. And you can leave those chips in that bag because then I will know which ones are already half crushed.


"Overheard" at: Fry's Express Lane

"Overheard" by: Shocked Shopper

New Book

Man: "Did you read that new book? It's called Brown Piles in the Dust by the Indian Author Squat And Leave It.

"Overheard" at: Carl's Jr

"Overheard" by: Dick Benina

Virgins are Cheaper

Woman at bar: "What is the difference between a Margarita and a Virgin Margarita?"
Bartender: "About four dollars."

"Overheard" at: Penascos

"Overheard" by: Maricopa Lush

Santa Can't Find Maricopa

Young boy: "How does Santa Clause know how to get to Maricopa?"
Mother: "He follows the smell."

"Overheard" at: Taco Bell

"Overheard" by: Annonymous